Hello world, Brooke Lynn Harper here! Welcome to my little game and sequence of events that will most likely cause me to have a shit load of enemies. After a weekend full of a few alcoholic beverages, good friends and one HUGE douche from Texas tears turned to revenge and a life changing adventure I am about to pursue.
Here is a little background information to get us acquainted. I am a 23 year old, 5'11, brunette chick living in the skanky city of Pacific Beach, San Diego. Although not perfect I am definitely above average and have no problem attracting men/boys. I have had my share of amazing relationships, however I have this issue with staying in them (thanks dad, I am blaming this on you, ps. your an idiot for leaving mom). Making a living as a contemporary ballet dancer does not make me rich, but keeps this bod bangin'! Let me make one thing clear, I have a huge heart, great friends and an amazing family who I love very much (hi sissy!), just so you know I am not a complete bitch.
Ok, lets backtrack to Texas douche. Oh I don't know, lets call him Josh! Josh flies all the way from Texas to see little ol' me and my idiotic girly ways keep thinking "he could be the one." Long story short he gets wasted, spits on me, kicks in my car door and calls me all the degrading names in the book ALL because I was over served at the bar and fell asleep while he was taking care of douche #2 outside because homeboy couldn't handle his liquor. 5am I find my self balling in my best friends ally way because I literally thought this asshole was going to knife me (shout out to my roomy who was so drunk she passed out and did not hear a thing).
This event led me to mimosas and day drinking for the rest of the weekend/Monday and my bank account led me to needing a date to buy me dinner so I could stay alive. This is when a little account on one of the worlds most popular dating websites changed my life. Plenty of Fish. com AKA POF. After one picture was posted (mind you I used instagram to make myself look way hotter) I had over 20 messages from attractive and some not so attractive men all over the city. SCORE! I will never have to grocery shop again!
Ladies and Gents, I will be dating men, taking photos and blogging about all these dates, the ups and downs, the drunken nights, hott make out sessions etc. Tucker Max watch your back...here comes the game changer. Tomorrow drinks with Brian... What can I say...Girls just want to have fun!!!
(because I am not a huge whore I would like to share that I will NOT be having sex with any of these men, but only god and my nana will know if I actually stick to that promise)
Always B~
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